We like to have fun here…
…and by fun, we mean with stickers…
"I have to buy stuff with my own money, if I want stuff that works"
"This is the absolute highest priority, until I rotate in 9 months"
"I didn't make the rules, but I'll make sure you have to follow them"
"You don't know how the process works, and I don't have to teach you"
"The only thing worse than a risk to your mission, is a risk to my cost/ schedule/ performance"
"I do science for science's sake"
"For the love of Pete, there is no Princes anymore, and they don't want to give you gold!"
"I'm just trying to keep my American dream from becoming a nightmare, will you sign my paperwork?"
"It's a dog eat dog world out there, that's why I travel in a pack or 4,000 other consultants"
"I can do this all day, and all of tomorrow too, and the next day I'm on leave"
Order some, they're free, and worth less than $24.99
"I have to buy stuff with my own money, if I want stuff that works"
"This is the absolute highest priority, until I rotate in 9 months"
"I didn't make the rules, but I'll make sure you have to follow them"
"You don't know how the process works, and I don't have to teach you"
"The only thing worse than a risk to your mission, is a risk to my cost/ schedule/ performance"
"I do science for science's sake"
"For the love of Pete, there is no Princes anymore, and they don't want to give you gold!"
"I'm just trying to keep my American dream from becoming a nightmare, will you sign my paperwork?"
"It's a dog eat dog world out there, that's why I travel in a pack or 4,000 other consultants"
"I can do this all day, and all of tomorrow too, and the next day I'm on leave"
Seriously, everyone loves them, and they're hilarious