We like to have fun here…

and by fun, we mean with stickers

  • "I have to buy stuff with my own money, if I want stuff that works"

  • "This is the absolute highest priority, until I rotate in 9 months"

  • "I didn't make the rules, but I'll make sure you have to follow them"

  • "You don't know how the process works, and I don't have to teach you"

  • "The only thing worse than a risk to your mission, is a risk to my cost/ schedule/ performance"

  • "I do science for science's sake"

  • "For the love of Pete, there is no Princes anymore, and they don't want to give you gold!"

  • "I'm just trying to keep my American dream from becoming a nightmare, will you sign my paperwork?"

  • "It's a dog eat dog world out there, that's why I travel in a pack or 4,000 other consultants"

  • "I can do this all day, and all of tomorrow too, and the next day I'm on leave"

Order some, they're free, and worth less than $24.99

  • "I have to buy stuff with my own money, if I want stuff that works"

  • "This is the absolute highest priority, until I rotate in 9 months"

  • "I didn't make the rules, but I'll make sure you have to follow them"

  • "You don't know how the process works, and I don't have to teach you"

  • "The only thing worse than a risk to your mission, is a risk to my cost/ schedule/ performance"

  • "I do science for science's sake"

  • "For the love of Pete, there is no Princes anymore, and they don't want to give you gold!"

  • "I'm just trying to keep my American dream from becoming a nightmare, will you sign my paperwork?"

  • "It's a dog eat dog world out there, that's why I travel in a pack or 4,000 other consultants"

  • "I can do this all day, and all of tomorrow too, and the next day I'm on leave"

Seriously, everyone loves them, and they're hilarious